snapchatting: *prints out ur selfie* *puts it in the shredder*
snapchatting: i’m just a sad cactus with great taste in music
rneerkat: “FORK CRYING OUT LOUD” i yell annoyed. this has gone on for too long. why cant it just stay quiet like my spoon
mom: you put on this act like you're better than the rest of the family and we are tired of it
me: it isnt an act
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years
thats-slightly-raven: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.
getoffmybloghoe: dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
zackisontumblr: if you’re feeling down i can feel you up
drowsyfantasy: If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16. If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court. If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future. if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed. If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life. You raped someone. You deserve...
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
andivictoria: so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized here’s my sister: here’s my other sister: and here’s me
andysambergg: i have so much homework what movie should i watch
aquus: i just thought of the cheeto girls and laughed really hard and then i made this
Awesomesawws: you guys i opened a door to let the... →
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING WHAT DO I DO …
malicemidnight: sapphirebones: jaacknasty: Probably the best 6 seconds ever. i fucking lost it fUC K
otterboxes: projects at the end of the school year
braydaaan: Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a giraffe.
incked: Sigh let me kiss your stupid face
darkerthanblack: so i guess on facebook funimation voted trisha elric best mother but i think we all know who the best mommy award goes to
partybarackisinthehousetonight: toto i have a feeling we’re not in rack city anymore
comupter: do snails breastfeed
6650: I think over 90% of my photos on facebook are from 3+ years ago and thats weird’
slydigger: *5th grade boy voice* yeah bro I’m a lesbian that means I like girls xDDDD
mathmaticalkrillbits: “No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
Dear tampon and pad companies: Please make your items quieter to open. Sincerely, The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you. I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
moriartysskull: One hot minute of Benedict...
zombles: Life lesson never pick a favourite character because they will die
heykurtsie: hugsfrompeeta: jaclcfrost: your icon shows who you are inside #or who you want inside of you there are two types of people
reasons why u should follow me
emeraldsplash: set me free trust me and we can escape from the city
lzbth: lzbth: it’s raining really heavily so i just put my coat under the shower for a minute and hung it up on the radiator so mum will think i went to college and possibly even feel bad about me being out in the rain and make me a cup of tea